xyuwa:

Just a little Springles moment. 


wir werden kämpfen bis dieser heiβ Wind unsere Flügel nimmt

wir werden kämpfen bis dieser heiβ Wind unsere Flügel nimmt

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*tips green hat* m’ HYAH

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

homestuckfanfictionhelp:

Second in the “Guide to…” series! 

{ see also: the Dave Strider guide to metaphor (and simile) }

CG: HOLY FUCKING TROLL JESUS CHRIST

CG: HAS YOUR THINKPAN BEEN SUBJECTED TO THE DISEASE YOU CALL FRENZIED HOOFBEAST AND MELTED SLOWLY INTO A USELESS SLOSH OF UGLY GREY SLIME?

CG:THE SHITBLOATED SENSELESSNESS-LADEN CARBON DIOXIDE YOU HAVE BEEN VOMITING INTO THE ATMOSPHERE FOR THE PAST FIVE EARTH MINUTES HAS DONE NOTHING BUT SUCK EVERY OUNCE OF MEANING FROM MY GODLY EXISTENCE THROUGH SUBJECTIVE METHODS OF SHEER BOREDOM-INDUCING BULLFUCK. 

CG: I CAN FEEL THE TINGLE OF MY OWN SPONGECELLS PAINFULLY TAKING THEIR OWN LIVES.

CG: THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHED TOWARD THE PRECIPICE OF HOPELESSNESS BY THE THREAT OF TRANSMOGRIFYING INTO THE STUPIDITY-INCARNATE EVERYTHING CURSED TO PROCESS YOUR WORDS INEVITABLY BECOMES. 

CG: DOES THE LOAD CAPER CONTENT CRAWLING ITS WAY UP YOUR USELESS PROTEIN CHUTE EVEN REGISTER INSIDE THAT THICK SKULL ON YOUR SHOULDERS?

CG: OR DO YOU JUST STRING LETTERS TOGETHER AND HOPE SOMETHING PRETTY COMES OUT, YOU UNDERDEVELOPED CLIMBBEAST INFANT?

homestuckfanfictionhelp:


{ see also: the Karkat Vantas guide to insults (and slander) }

TG: that shits hella weird man

TG: rare like some kind of nasty endangered frog

TG: something jade and her freaky grandpa would get wet over the chance to hold

TG: all spitting and slimy as fuck and cyber-goth green 

TG: it knows its special

TG: it flaunts its snowflake-grade quality by sticking its goddamn tongue in your face

TG: and then going all valentine’s day massacre on a bunch of flies or some shit right before your eyes

TG: acting all adorable as fuck and freaky as hell the whole time

TG: shits odd bro

TG: odd like you wouldnt fucking believe

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

queernagito:

sol—lux:

ddon’t look at me 

I’m gonna continue this dumb au comic at some point i s2g

k009:

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